A hilarious joke I read.

ZainH · 2011-01-25 07:07:58

Although this has nothing to do with math, I found it pretty funny.

Two guys are on a boat for a private cruise. Overnight while sleeping they don't realize that the whole crew including the captain had abandoned ship leaving them alone and the ship sinking. They got into a raft and were floating on the ocean for days. One day one of the men came across a lamp floating in the ocean, one that resembled the lamp out of Aladdin. Following the usual procedure he rubbed the lamp and of course a genie popped out. The genie said "Okay, I've been doing this 3 wish thing for quite a while now, so you only get one wish"...

The first man who had been deprived of water for so long , panicked and blurted out "I wish we had a lifetime supply of beer" and *Poof* .. The genie changed the ocean water into beer.

The second man said "Great going Einstein, now we have to math in the boat" .

Tigeree · 2011-02-01 13:58:26

Oh My God! .....:lol: That's brilliant!
That just made my day, thanks, Zain!

sweetpeaenc · 2011-02-28 23:01:20

LOL!!!!!!!! I am rolling on the floor laughing!!!! XD

ZainH · 2011-03-15 02:52:22

Haha thanks, but someone changed the world pee in the last line to math?

soroban · 2011-03-15 04:49:04

Yes, you are right.
I have way too much time on my hands . . .
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bobbym · 2011-03-15 12:25:08

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#1 2011-01-25 07:07:58

A hilarious joke I read.

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