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#51 2010-05-29 13:26:09
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You think that's sad, all Australia's jokes are about racism, judgement and bad politics. How horrible do you think I feel, I actually laugh at that stuff.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#52 2010-05-29 13:28:40
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That's why humanity is on the way out. I imagine all other living creatures will be laughing on that day.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#53 2010-05-29 13:39:50
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Dude, even I'll be laughing on that day!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#54 2010-05-29 13:40:37
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No you won't.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#55 2010-05-29 13:46:29
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Yeah I will, I've vowed it. When everyone's screaming and crying on judgement day, I'll be like "told you so!"
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#56 2010-05-29 13:51:18
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Not likely, unless you have a spot in one of the underground bases that near completion.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#57 2010-05-29 14:44:27
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Tigeree wrote:
You think that's sad, ...
If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point.
#58 2010-05-29 17:37:54
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I ran into this one...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!"
If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point.
#59 2010-06-06 15:03:12
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ZHero wrote:
Tigeree wrote:
You think that's sad, ...
Yep, Australia's unfortunate salvation.
Nice joke, btw! 
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#60 2010-06-09 18:55:48
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"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!"
oh my Gosh!!! hahahaaha 
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#61 2010-07-02 19:33:09
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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead commited a crime and then be excuted one day.
On that day, they kill the redhead first. The excuter says, 'Ready, Aim...'
And then they redhead shouts 'TORNADO!!!" Everybody ran for safety and she escaped.
Then, they kill the brunette. The excuter says, 'Ready, Aim...'
And then they she shouts 'EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everybody ran for safety and she escaped.
Then, they kill the BLONDE . The excuter says, 'Ready, Aim...'
And then they she shouts "FIRE!!!" THen... She hears... ''BA..."
"...NG".
Hoped you enjoyed my joke 
Please comment. 
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#62 2010-07-02 19:39:18
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Hi Math JunJie;
That's good! I have not heard that.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
I am willing to wager that over 75% of the new words that appeared were nothing more than spelling errors that caught on.
#63 2010-09-11 12:26:00
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I've heard it a million times and it's still funny!
Have you guys heard the elevator one? Oh well I'll say it anyway.
There's a blonde, a brunette and a red head in an elevator. They hear a joke at every floor, the one who can get to the top without laughing wins.
At the first floor a joke is told and the redhead starts laughing and she's out.
At the second floor the joke is told and the brunette starts laughing and she's out.
At the top floor, before the joke is even told the blonde starts laughing.
The joke teller says, "Why'd you laugh? You almost made it."
And the blonde says, "I just got the first joke."
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#64 2010-10-26 13:36:00
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oh wala haha so funny
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