Q.why did the chicken cross the playground
A.to get to the other slide
Q.what happens when you stand under animal heaven
A.it begins raining cats and dogs
hi I'd love more jokes cause I know there's not much there
Last edited by jU (2005-09-27 11:12:16)
Thanks for those!
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
Q: Why did the car crash for no apparent reason?
A: It was running Windows 95.
Windows 95 has to be the worse ever WIndows. Windows 98 was a bit better but to me it is the worse as it's the first I remember using. Now Windows Vista is coming out next year, let's all hope and pray it works better than any of the others.
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