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#26 2010-06-30 17:13:51
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That's because they are both hilariousssssss.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#27 2010-06-30 17:31:30
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It can't be that hilarious If I didn't get it. What's with all the s's?
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#28 2010-06-30 17:34:04
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I am still laughing, so it is a killer.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#29 2010-07-01 10:43:34
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You can't possibly be constantly laughing, you made that joke like a week ago. If you laughed that much you'd probably die. I heard about a guy who died laughing watching The Goodies.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#30 2010-07-01 10:46:26
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I am still laughing, I will always be laughing, you see they gave me laughing gas at the dentist. It has a 1 year guarantee. Good for a million laughs.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#31 2010-07-01 11:18:24
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Oh, okay. Don't waste it then, huh. They don't give out laughing gas over here, we have to man up and take it. They might if I get my tonsils taken out though. I'm still deciding whether to or not.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#32 2010-07-01 11:23:40
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Ha Ha, I am still laughing.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#33 2010-07-11 18:15:07
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Just give up, dude. Just cause your 'still laughing' doesn't mean your winning or will win. Just admit I'm right on this one.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#34 2010-07-11 18:16:38
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Right, hardly! Think of it as hilarious. Then you will see that I am right and hilarious. It will all fall into place and you will feel a calm serenity envelope you. Also I will seem to sparkle in the sunlight.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#35 2010-07-21 19:36:55
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So you're still a pathetic sparkly vampire? How is that enveloping serenity? Were you in the movie(s) by any chance? I still don't get it and I don't think it's funny. In fact I can't even remember the joke!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#36 2010-07-22 01:06:57
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I am not pathetically sparkly. But as Yoda says, "luminous beings are not this crude matter."
The joke is many, many, many levels above this joke:
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.