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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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I know, someday maybe you will.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**ZHero****Real Member**- Registered: 2008-06-08
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Q: What do you get if you cross an Elephant and a Kangaroo?

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Q: What has one horn and gives milk?

A:

Q: What is the Center of Gravity?

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Q: What needs to be broken before it can be used?

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Q: What has no beginning, no middle or no end?

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Q: What is in the Middle of Nowhere?

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*Last edited by ZHero (2010-06-05 23:07:54)*

If two or more thoughts intersect, there has to be a point!

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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bobbym wrote:

I know, someday maybe you will.

Unlikely.

And I'm sorry, ZHero. I don't understand the first one. That is not based on the fact that it is about my country.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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Unlikely.

No, very likely.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**ZHero****Real Member**- Registered: 2008-06-08
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Tigeree wrote:

I don't understand the first one. That is not based on the fact that it is about my country.

If two or more thoughts intersect, there has to be a point!

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**misheeru****Member**- Registered: 2010-02-18
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"an egg" that makes so much sense why didn't I think of that?

ZHero wrote:

Did i say "I'm Sorry"?

Oh wel.. I did.

I'm Sorry!

What are you apologizing for?

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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I got it.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**senaika2****Member**- Registered: 2010-06-08
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what is the center of gravity, V -> g r a V i ty

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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ZHero wrote:

Tigeree wrote:I don't understand the first one. That is not based on the fact that it is about my country.

Yeah, I know. Why'd I say I didn't get it???...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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