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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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I know, someday maybe you will.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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**ZHero****Real Member**- Registered: 2008-06-08
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Q: What do you get if you cross an Elephant and a Kangaroo?

A:

Q: What has one horn and gives milk?

A:

Q: What is the Center of Gravity?

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Q: What needs to be broken before it can be used?

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Q: What has no beginning, no middle or no end?

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Q: What is in the Middle of Nowhere?

A:

*Last edited by ZHero (2010-06-05 23:07:54)*

If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point.

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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bobbym wrote:

I know, someday maybe you will.

Unlikely.

And I'm sorry, ZHero. I don't understand the first one. That is not based on the fact that it is about my country.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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Unlikely.

No, very likely.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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**ZHero****Real Member**- Registered: 2008-06-08
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Tigeree wrote:

I don't understand the first one. That is not based on the fact that it is about my country.

If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point.

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**misheeru****Member**- Registered: 2010-02-18
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"an egg" that makes so much sense why didn't I think of that?

ZHero wrote:

Did i say "I'm Sorry"?

Oh wel.. I did.

I'm Sorry!

What are you apologizing for?

Of Moons, Birds and Monsters

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**bobbym****Administrator**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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I got it.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.**

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**senaika2****Member**- Registered: 2010-06-08
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what is the center of gravity, V -> g r a V i ty

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**Tigeree****Member**- Registered: 2005-11-19
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ZHero wrote:

Tigeree wrote:I don't understand the first one. That is not based on the fact that it is about my country.

Yeah, I know. Why'd I say I didn't get it???...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.

~ Anton Chekhov

Cheer up, emo kid.

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