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## #26 2010-05-24 00:49:16

ZHero
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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Q: What is height of Craziness?
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Q: What is height of Stupidity?
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Q: What is height of Honesty?
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Q: What is height of De-hydration?
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## #27 2010-05-26 00:26:11

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Q: Where does a horse go when it is sick?
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Q: What time should you go to the dentist?
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Q: What happens when an Elephant sits in a Mrcedes?
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Q: What does romance start from?
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## #28 2010-05-28 15:22:25

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

LOL! It took me a while to get the height of craziness, but I probably do that without noticing. But the other ones were funny!

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## #29 2010-05-28 20:41:04

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Q: How does a pig go to the hospital?
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Q: What did the necktie say to the hat?
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Q: What did one magnet say to the other?
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Q: What do you call a guy who's born in Poland, grows up in China, and then dies in Japan?
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius Strip?
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## #30 2010-06-02 04:35:05

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

"I find you very attractive" LOL

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## #31 2010-06-02 08:58:47

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Q: prove that L.H.S of 2x+1=7 is equal to R.H.S
A: multiply both sides by zero
(2x+1)0= (7)0
0=0
hence L.H.S=R.H.S

Last edited by loganlambe1155 (2010-06-02 08:59:23)

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## #32 2010-06-02 17:21:11

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Superb!!

I love the "zero" thing anyways... LOL!

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## #33 2010-06-02 17:22:19

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

misheeru wrote:

"I find you very attractive" LOL

If you're positive then I'm sorry to say that I'm negative...

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## #34 2010-06-05 16:57:18

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

LOL! Why would you be sorry, ZHero? If Misheeru is positive and you're negative wouldn't you attract? I probably don't get it, ignore me then.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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## #35 2010-06-05 17:25:23

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Did i say "I'm Sorry"?
Oh wel.. I did.
I'm Sorry!

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## #36 2010-06-05 17:42:18

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

It's okay, me and bobby had the same sort of conversation. And then we were in a boat that was sinking...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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## #37 2010-06-05 17:43:33

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

That boat was not sinking. It was torpedoed, remember? You put us in that boat.

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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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## #38 2010-06-05 17:47:05

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

But I wasn't the one that made it get torpedoed! It was sinking after it got torpedoed, apparently.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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## #39 2010-06-05 17:49:34

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Just because it was torpedoed does not imply we were dead rats. And yes you wanted it torpedoed.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #40 2010-06-05 17:52:07

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

I did not want it torpedoed, you did! I never said we were dead rats.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #41 2010-06-05 17:53:55

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Yes, I sensed that. You wanted us to go down like in the titanic movie. With me freezing in the water while she was saved on the piece of wood.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #42 2010-06-05 18:00:38

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Dude! I haven't even seen Titanic!

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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## #43 2010-06-05 18:02:20

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Oh! You have to see Titanic. The way she leaves him to freeze in the Atlantic while she stays up on top. Very romantic. For modern people, I am glad I am old fashioned.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #44 2010-06-05 18:16:47

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

You're forgetting something, I hate romantic movies. That's the reason I haven't seen Titanic.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #45 2010-06-05 18:18:58

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

My point exactly, who says it is romantic to leave your lover to freeze to death in front of you.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #46 2010-06-05 18:27:44

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

That does sound like something I might do...

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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## #47 2010-06-05 18:28:38

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Yes, I know that.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #48 2010-06-05 18:30:27

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

Are you saying I should watch it because of that?

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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## #49 2010-06-05 18:33:41

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

It suits the modern taste. It was very, very, very popular.

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

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## #50 2010-06-05 18:37:52

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### Re: Silly Questions Funny Answers!

I know. It's just I don't usually like things based on true events.

People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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