Lol, me too basically, only it happening to someone else, not me. I prefer a "non grated" butt, thank yew very much.

Chuck Norris's REAL/ORIGINAL/BIRTH NAME was Suc Norris.
The name was Variable and people used to call him different names at different times in different dimensions.
Norris got this Brilliant Idea of introducing a Constant "k" in his name so that nobody wud Change it and Treat it as a Constant. But that, according to many people, was Not Possible at That Time because "k" was a Mathematical/Physical Constant and cud play No Role whatsoever in English!
He was called S Norris for next 100yrs and remained Anonymous for 1 more day before the Discovery of Consonants as announced by S Norris himself!
Norris restated that he wanted to introduce a Consonant "k" instead of a Constant "k", to his name!
His Rivals proposed to call him Shock Norris but Norris Chuckled and called himself Chuck Norris because he had already foreseen the consequences of the name S--k Norris?
That's why his name is Still MisPronounced by a Majority of people!

Source: Life and Times of Mr. Norris (SOB)

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Actually, Wolverines entire skeletal system is solid ademantium.

Ur very welcome Tigeree! I think that ur "Chuck Norris=Terminator" theorie is mostly correct, but how would they make him so good at acting??? Modified model, maybe???

No Chuck is not a terminator. Something like a cyborg yes, but I believe he is alien to earth. Thats just what I think tho. That'd be crazy awesome, if he round-house kicked yew you could say, "I just got my *** kicked by an alien!"

actually, "I just got my *** kicked by Chuck Norris" sounds more impressive....

Lol!

That's true.

Sitting would be a problem, then.

Anyone could get kicked by an alien and maybe they wouldn't even know it. Maybe he's some kinda extraterrestrial related to a Transformer. Or maybe some cyborg maybe created by them. These theories just go deeper and deeper.

LOL, i saw that one on the site too xD

And Tigeree, the reason behind all these crazy theories is this: is not possible to be that Bad****

jk, lol

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Hate to tell you this but about 2 years ago, I nearly ran over Chuck Norris as he was getting out of a limo with some blonde. Funny thing was I got within 4 inches of him and he never even knew I was there. Talk about unaware! I could have knocked him into the middle of next week , robbed him and taken his girl friend. So much for his legendary martial art senses and heightened awareness.

Tough, Hah, only if you try to chew him!

Why would yew chew him? And bobbym, next time yew go for a hit-and-run, take the hot blonde.

Did yew get your hot blonde companion taken in the process?

Better a destroyed bike then a destroyed you.

Why would yew chew him? And bobbym, next time yew go for a hit-and-run, take the hot blonde.

Just an expression. Seen all his movies and he is supposed to be alert to danger. He was oblivious.

She wasn't hot, just cheap.

I wasn't driving I was running for a shuttle full speed. He walked right in front of me. I don't know how I stopped but it was very close. I was larger than him and certainly would have clobbered him because he never even knew I was there.