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#1 2010-02-11 09:55:24

CRAZY BANNANA
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yo mama jokes

yo mama so fat when she turned around it was her birthday
yo mama so stupid the only kids she has are cabbage patch

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#2 2010-02-18 11:48:02

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Re: yo mama jokes

lol omg i havent heard yo mama jokes in years!  * thinks*ok....
yo mama's so ugly when she stuck her head out the window everyone outside yelled "hey stop mooning us!"


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#3 2010-02-20 03:45:53

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yo mama so fat when she sits on the toilet itssays abc get your a@#$* off of me

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#4 2010-02-22 09:14:27

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yo mamas so stupid  she typed in sesame street on the gps

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#5 2010-02-23 08:07:36

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Re: yo mama jokes

man i cant really remember any...
ok
yo mamas so fat when she sat on a dollar, she made change!


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#6 2010-02-23 08:46:18

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The mass of Yo' Mama at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star travelling at 1 - 10[sup]-1000[/sup]c.

sad

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#7 2010-02-23 08:48:38

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Re: yo mama jokes

A relativistic yo mama joke! There is something you don't see every day.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

I agree with you regarding the satisfaction and importance of actually computing some numbers. I can't tell you how often I see time and money wasted because someone didn't bother to run the numbers.

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#8 2010-02-23 09:38:04

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im sure if i was smarter i'd be laughing devante. up

yo mamas so old she farts dust

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#9 2010-02-24 22:08:43

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Re: yo mama jokes

LOL! Except for misheeru's post #5, that one I don't get. But Dev's was pretty funny. I can't think of any I know.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#10 2010-02-25 06:02:45

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figures mine would be the one no one got.... sad

ok tigeree U know how sometimes poeple ask cashiers for change?

Example_

"can you brake a five?" meaning some one wants 5 one dollar-bills rather than 1 five-dollar bil.

essentially you need a little imaginination for mine... it wasnt really funny anyway
the basics fo it was that she was so fat when she sat upon the dollar her massive butt squezzes four quarters out of it
get it tigeree? smile


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#11 2010-02-26 11:28:32

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Oh, now I get it. Thanks, misheeru.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#12 2010-02-26 13:24:01

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yay smile

yo mama is so big, every time she turns around shes in a different country!


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#13 2010-03-02 09:55:46

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the number of veiws on this page is....



.........  OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#14 2010-03-02 10:04:28

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yes


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#15 2010-03-02 19:10:55

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Oh, I hate it when people DO THAT!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#16 2010-03-03 06:36:54

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Hate what Tigeree?

the spam?

Me too..

Shortly after I said "yes" he went offline.

Maybe I disarmed his spam attempt

lmao

Call me the SPAMMINATOR  cool

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#17 2010-03-03 22:20:09

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OMG, it's not long anymore, thank goodness. The page was really long yesterday. but now it's not so my post doesn't really mean anything anymore.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#18 2010-03-08 07:02:09

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haha i like how once again the thread went totally off-topic...

i went from jokes to spam in a matter of one post sad


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#19 2010-03-19 16:04:38

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I'll save this thread...(quickly changes into superhero swag)...DUN DUH DUUUN!:cool: Yo mamas SO FAT, when she pops her pimples, a flood warning is put out on the news!eek

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When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name

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#20 2010-03-19 16:06:53

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Yo mamas SO FAT, when she go to sea world the whales sing "we are family!"

Last edited by S.G. Shredmaster (2010-03-19 16:08:10)


When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
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#21 2010-04-12 07:07:11

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That pimple one was so disgusting....

I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!

Yo mamas so fat when she wears a blue shirt to the beach, everyone runs  for cover and yells "TSUNAAMIIIIIIIII!!!!!"


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#22 2010-04-13 05:23:51

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Re: yo mama jokes

Thanx!


When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name

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