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#1 2010-03-28 09:11:09

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Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
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#2 2010-03-29 06:24:40

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Count from one to ten. That is how long it takes Chuck Norris to kill you... fourty seven times.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


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#3 2010-03-29 07:29:22

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

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#4 2010-03-29 07:38:47

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

LOL!! hahah I was gonna post a few of those 2, too lazy tho. The one with the beard is priceless XD


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#5 2010-03-29 22:39:03

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Yes, but Bruce Lee killed him once.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.

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#6 2010-03-30 09:54:33

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

*sarcasm mode activated*

No way?!!?


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#7 2010-03-30 11:14:57

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Youtube: bruce lee vs. chuck norris


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#8 2010-03-30 13:26:09

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Oh no! Not Chuck Norris! My friend just got obsessed!
He did show me one joke though,
Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer.
Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer were having a fight. Before the fight even started Chuck Norris ripped off Jack Bauer's arms and beats him to death with them!
At this I was horrified, I like Jack Bauer, I watched 24 last night. 

mish wrote:

The one with the beard is priceless XD

They proved that on Family Guy, I saw it!


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#9 2010-03-30 14:11:11

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land!


When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
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#10 2010-03-31 17:17:21

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Oh! DUDE! I was about to post that one!!!


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#11 2010-04-01 05:53:16

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LOL Tigeree I've seen that Family Guy ep XD!!!!!

And Mathisfun, i don't need to got to yewtube I've seen it! Didn't yew notice I had my sarcasm mode in gear??


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#12 2010-04-01 12:14:55

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Ah yes, but what a great clip.


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#13 2010-04-02 12:16:21

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

I used to watch family guy religiously, but now not so much.


When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
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#14 2010-04-02 13:58:03

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

That happened to one of my friends, he ended up accidently calling he step dad Peter, quite frequently. He said he felt like he was going insane.

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#15 2010-04-02 16:57:23

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Was it by accident or on purpose? We found a website that had Famly Guy Soundboards on it, so we still use quotes from it all the time, just non-chalantly.


When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
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#16 2010-04-05 05:25:19

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Lol, nice. Have yew seen the clip on youtube of Peter getting Rick Roll'd?? I love that I can't belive someone made that!!

I think I've only been rick roll'd like twice.. and oneof those times I did it to myself by mistake while I was searching something on youtube XD

Youtube :  Peter gets Rick Roll'd


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#17 2010-04-05 20:00:53

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Shredz wrote:

Was it by accident or on purpose?

Oh, accidental. No one over here goes insane on purpose. But they don't try to go back either. Everyone's happier insane.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#18 2010-04-05 20:19:06

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

roflol
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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#19 2010-04-06 05:23:37

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

chuck_norris_toilet_paper.png


Lmao!!


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#20 2010-04-06 06:03:44

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Ouch, Mish!


When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
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#21 2010-04-06 06:08:39

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Haha I know right, he must have BUNS OF STEEL!!! Lol


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#22 2010-04-06 14:53:15

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

most definetly....oh,man... everytime i imagine it....(inhales sharply and shutters).


When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name

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#23 2010-04-06 21:46:14

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Chuck Norris LLoOovVvVvesss babies!
Especially Fried ones!!


If two or more thoughts intersect with each other, then there has to be a point.

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#24 2010-04-07 05:27:15

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

Woah, and S.G. Lol, me too! I mean my imagination does tend to wander. First time I saw that pic I imagined some poor soul trying to put his own butt back together. xD


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#25 2010-04-07 05:56:41

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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole

I pictured  the intense pain of the metal grater cutting into the anatomy, causing fissures and tears,etc.


When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name

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