I have the power. thats what my ****** friend taught me, anyway.
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I could get the forum software to replace "blonde" with "brunette", just to be fair.

No, it's a one-way thing. Otherwise writing math would result in an assortment of swear words.

zach u cusssed u should be banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stuped joke

My hair is brown, and im borderline idiot. my mom is blonde and she's, I hate to admit it, pretty smart. My girlfriend is blonde 'cept she died it black and she's rather intelectual.
See, no connection, HA!

Last edited by S.G. Shredmaster (2010-04-01 06:03:35)

speaking of klutz, smooth move with the nail-biting manuever! happens to the best of 'em!

I CANT bite my nails anymore, cuz i got braces.

Trust me they are TORTURE! Ya got pullling coating yer teath in this nasty glue, then ya got the cheek-spreaders diggin into yer gums. so ya survived the dentists chair. Now for the next week, yer gums are aching and ya cant chew or your mouth will feel like its on fire. repeat the procces 6 times for a few years. Enjoy!

i guess. not too cute when ur eating pizza and you forget to rmove the food from the wire and ur talking to someone and a chunk of chewed food flys and lands on there face! EWWWW!!!

Last edited by S.G. Shredmaster (2010-04-14 13:17:49)

Ah, one can never have enough blonde jokes. Or blondes, for that matter. ;-) Here's a couple of my favorites:

"A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!" "

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A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

LOL! OMG that was awesome! I have a blonde joke:

A blonde, a brunette and a red head a going in a lift at every level there is a guy who tells them a joke. They have to get to the top without laughing.
At the first level the guy tells the joke and the brunette and she laughs.
At the second level the red head laughs.
The blonde makes it to the top and laughs, "LOL! I get the first joke!"

Last edited by Tigeree (2010-05-24 20:07:28)