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#1 2005-04-02 09:18:35

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Lone Ranger + Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.

After a few seconds he rose and said "Buffaloe come."

The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed "darn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?"

Tonto replied, "Face sticky." wink


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I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
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#2 2005-04-02 09:33:36

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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto

Good one, WTF !


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#3 2005-04-02 09:35:35

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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto

... suddenly over the hill comes 3,000 screaming indians. They circle around and around the Lone Ranger and Tonto, notching their arrows ready to fire.

The Lone Ranger says "What do we do now, Tonto?"

Tonto says "what do you mean 'we', PaleFace ...?"


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman
 

#4 2005-04-14 02:33:13

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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto

ba dum dum tssss


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

#5 2005-04-14 05:48:31

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i...dont get it


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#6 2005-04-14 05:54:22

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thats because ur a baby


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

#7 2005-04-26 23:47:02

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yes i quite agree


the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1
 

#8 2005-05-09 06:08:38

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Re: Lone Ranger + Tonto

did i say that u cud join in


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

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