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## #1 2005-08-10 07:49:59

mathsyperson
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Registered: 2005-06-22
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### Tellytubbies are evil!

This is quite well known, and you may of heard it for something other than tellytubbies, but this is a 'mathematical' proof that tellytubbies are evil.

Tellytubbies are the product of the BBC spending time and money.
Tellytubbies = time x money

It's well known that time is money, so tellytubbies = money x money = money²

It's also well known that money is the root of all evil, so tellytubbies = √evil²
The square and square root cancel out, and there it is! Tellytubbies are evil!

Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.

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## #2 2005-08-10 09:39:47

Zach
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Registered: 2005-03-23
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### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

You have too much time on your hands.

Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

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## #3 2005-08-10 12:39:17

wcy
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Registered: 2005-08-04
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### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

here is another similar joke

Knowledge is power
power=knowledge

Time is money.
time=money

But power=work done/time
knowledge=work done/money

money=work done/knowledge

Moral of the equation:As the knowledge of a person approaches 0, the money he earns approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done!

funny?

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## #4 2005-08-10 13:35:44

kylekatarn
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yep! funny!

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## #5 2005-08-10 16:41:34

ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 23,295

### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

Reminded me of one of Murphy's Love Laws:-

Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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## #6 2005-08-10 18:17:20

MathsIsFun
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Registered: 2005-01-21
Posts: 7,664

### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

Yes, and doesn't it always make you laugh when some superstar says "I just wish I could meet the right person ... it must be because  people always think I am unavailable ..."

"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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## #7 2008-01-07 09:43:20

MasterofDisguise
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### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

nice and more proof to tellytubbies are evil is THEY JUST ARE

(im an ALIEN ) im kool (WHAT You cant steal my fridge!)]

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## #8 2008-01-18 01:51:45

Lollipop
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Registered: 2008-01-18
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### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

Ha  Ha  I Ave Never Eard This 1 B 4

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## #9 2008-01-27 08:07:44

Roraborealis
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Registered: 2005-03-17
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### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

That one's brilliant!

School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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## #10 2008-01-30 10:56:00

power man
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Registered: 2006-12-26
Posts: 160

### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

cool

I hate people who hate people.
most people make mistakes, butt not me!
why     is     it     when     you     are     writing     something     important     you     run     out       of        spa

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## #11 2008-03-03 09:23:09

coconut
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### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

hey MathIsFun did you earn the Adminisstrator? or do you have to be a certain age

shimmy shimmy coconut shimmy shimmy nut

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## #12 2008-03-03 12:08:52

power man
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Registered: 2006-12-26
Posts: 160

### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

he is the administrator

I hate people who hate people.
most people make mistakes, butt not me!
why     is     it     when     you     are     writing     something     important     you     run     out       of        spa

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## #13 2008-03-03 18:00:00

JohnnyReinB
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Registered: 2007-10-08
Posts: 453

### Re: Tellytubbies are evil!

coconut wrote:

hey MathIsFun did you earn the Adminisstrator? or do you have to be a certain age

Mathsisfun is the one who created this forum, that's why he's the administrator.

"There is not a difference between an in-law and an outlaw, except maybe that an outlaw is wanted"

Nisi Quam Primum, Nequequam

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