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#1 2009-12-18 08:54:24
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Daddy How was i Born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
Scroll down...
You got male!
Or Free mail!
#2 2009-12-18 09:41:14
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Hi careless25;
Good joke!
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#3 2009-12-18 10:51:35
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Baby is so cute!
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
#5 2009-12-19 11:41:49
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LOL! Nice one, careless! 
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#6 2009-12-19 15:13:06
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Hi;
Did anybody else notice that his eye is winking?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#7 2009-12-20 03:07:29
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Nice observation bobbym...i was waiting for someone to say this 
#8 2009-12-21 12:01:16
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Oh my gosh, it is winking! That just makes babies a whole lot scarier...
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#9 2009-12-22 13:54:21
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Babies are not scary! I guess I was the only one that looked at the picture.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#10 2009-12-22 15:04:31
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You're a guy, of course you think they're not scary. I bet you'd be scared if you were a girl. Except all the other guys I know reckon babies are scary. Well, not all of them. Which is good.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#11 2009-12-23 12:14:07
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Okay, I am going to ask. Why are babies scary?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#12 2009-12-23 16:11:07
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Well, how would you like to have a small human growing inside you? Then forcing itself out causing the worst pain you could ever feel? And then the sleepless nights, ongoing for the next five or so years. And basically ruining your whole life.
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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#13 2009-12-23 17:32:31
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Once you have the baby all that is immaterial Tigeree. 
#14 2009-12-24 12:19:32
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Ah, but is it, careless? Is it, really?
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#15 2009-12-24 13:22:52
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Hi Tiggy;
Yikes ! There are almost 7 billion of us. Most of em living in my neighborhood. It can't be that bad.
T wrote:
Well, how would you like to have a small human growing inside you?
Beats having a small giraffe growing in ya.
T wrote:
Then forcing itself out causing the worst pain you could ever feel?
I'm no expert, but don't they do something for the pain, breathing, hypnosis, pain killers.
T wrote:
And then the sleepless nights, ongoing for the next five or so years.
Who needs to sleep anyway?
T wrote:
And basically ruining your whole life.
Not always. The kid could grow up and be a child star, then the parents can steal all the little nippers money.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#16 2009-12-26 13:56:28
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Dude, everything needs sleep. Two weeks without sleep can be enough kill you. And anyway, I don't think that you get a giraffe out or in. Even if you had one in you it would probably burst you apart at sixteen weeks, anyway. And lastly, the word: could kind of throws things around a bit. But If you want to think that, go ahead. It's just my opinion and my diminished persuasive skills.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#17 2009-12-27 13:46:51
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Dude, everything needs sleep.
So you say.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#18 2009-12-28 11:15:26
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Well, maybe not everything everything, but we know Identity does.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#20 2010-03-09 05:19:22
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Hey it doesn't end there.
This is the start of infinity.
Then there are the grand kids, the great grand kids and etc. All of them coming to visit overnight at least twice a week, at the same time and all that goes with it diapers, sniffles, falling down and of course love. But once you start it's like an avalanche impossible to stop.
But then at some point you realize that all the little inconveniences and comedies add up to a non logical conclusion (love).
#21 2010-03-21 22:12:56
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On comment 15:"The kid could grow up and be a child star", are you saying that most kids dont grow up, and that child stars are adults who grew up???
When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name
#22 2010-03-22 10:12:53
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Hi S.G. Shredmaster;
On comment 15:"The kid could grow up and be a child star", are you saying that most kids dont grow up, and that child stars are adults who grew up???
Not at all. I was just trying to explain to my pal Tigeree that there are some advantages to having kids.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#23 2010-03-22 19:31:55
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Don't believe him, Shredz! He's lying! There are no advantages.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#24 2010-04-01 05:27:42
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I wonder how one becomes a celebrity....
When you're old and your eyes are dim, There ain't no old shep gonna happen again
We'll still go walking down country lanes, I'll sing the same old song
Hear me call your name