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#1 2009-09-17 04:42:25

soha
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funny wisdom quotes

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Mae West

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Jimi Hendrix

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Marty Feldman

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
Steve Martin

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a darn fool about it.
W.C. Fields

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Samuel Palmer

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#2 2009-09-18 13:48:30

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Re: funny wisdom quotes

lol Very nice, soha!!! Except for the last one, 'cause I know he's talking about me.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#3 2009-09-18 18:57:47

soha
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Re: funny wisdom quotes

how come you? I did'nt get it...???


"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" smile smile
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#4 2009-09-26 17:33:58

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Re: funny wisdom quotes

I repeat a lot of proverbs. Well the ones I can remember.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#5 2009-09-26 21:32:28

soha
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Re: funny wisdom quotes

Ok... I did'nt knew it....


"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" smile smile
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#6 2009-09-26 23:16:45

Tigeree
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Re: funny wisdom quotes

That's ok. I don't think I've typed many repeated proverbs, anyway. I used to have a whole book of proverbs by the Dali Lama or something, but I lost it. sad


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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#7 2009-10-10 19:23:34

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Re: funny wisdom quotes

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"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" smile smile
- David O. McKay

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#8 2009-10-13 08:17:57

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Re: funny wisdom quotes

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#9 2009-10-13 14:50:12

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Re: funny wisdom quotes

People who throw stones shouldn't sculpt them like boomerangs.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

I agree with you regarding the satisfaction and importance of actually computing some numbers. I can't tell you how often I see time and money wasted because someone didn't bother to run the numbers.

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#10 2009-10-13 14:58:59

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Re: funny wisdom quotes

nice ones soroban and good one bobbym


"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" smile smile
- David O. McKay

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#11 2009-10-16 13:26:54

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Re: funny wisdom quotes

people who live in glass houses shouldn't live next to a gravel road. Or construction sites for that matter.


People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

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