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#1 2009-09-18 02:42:25
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funny wisdom quotes
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Mae West
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Jimi Hendrix
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Marty Feldman
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
Steve Martin
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a darn fool about it.
W.C. Fields
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Samuel Palmer
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"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!"
- David O. McKay
#2 2009-09-19 11:48:30
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Very nice, soha!!! Except for the last one, 'cause I know he's talking about me.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#3 2009-09-19 16:57:47
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how come you? I did'nt get it...???
"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!"
- David O. McKay
#4 2009-09-27 15:33:58
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I repeat a lot of proverbs. Well the ones I can remember.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#5 2009-09-27 19:32:28
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Ok... I did'nt knew it....
"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!"
- David O. McKay
#6 2009-09-27 21:16:45
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That's ok. I don't think I've typed many repeated proverbs, anyway. I used to have a whole book of proverbs by the Dali Lama or something, but I lost it. 
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
#7 2009-10-11 18:23:34
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"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!"
- David O. McKay
#9 2009-10-14 13:50:12
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People who throw stones shouldn't sculpt them like boomerangs.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
Probability is the most important concept in modern science, especially as nobody has the slightest notion what it means.
90% of mathematicians do not understand 90% of currently published mathematics.
#10 2009-10-14 13:58:59
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nice ones soroban and good one bobbym
"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!"
- David O. McKay
#11 2009-10-17 12:26:54
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people who live in glass houses shouldn't live next to a gravel road. Or construction sites for that matter.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.