My uncle sent me a funny email about people who'd made holiday complaint's to their travel agent's.
Here is what some of them said:
"No one told us there would be fish in the sea, the children were startled."
"On my holiday to Goa, India, I was disgusted to find that all the restaurants served curry. I do not like spicy food at all."
"The beach was too sandy"
"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow, but it was white.
A guest in a Novotel in Australia complained when his soup was too thick and strong, he was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
"We had to wait in a queue outside with no air conditioning."
"I was bitten by a mosquito - no one said they could bite."
"I compared my one-bedroom apartment to my friends three-bedroom apartment and mine was significantly smaller."
"We booked an excursion to a water park - no one told us we had to bring our swimming costume and towels."
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
The beach was too sandy
Well, it's true.
I was bitten by a mosquito - no one said they could bite.
They should put it in the brochure that the mosquitoes can and will bite.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
All of them were funny................
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- David O. McKay