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#1 2007-12-15 02:21:25

vxmaster
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Registered: 2007-12-14
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Joke

why can't headlice drive?

Becuase don't have driving LICE-nse.


Why can't headlice drive in the night?

because they don't have HEAD lights (headlice)


What does father chistmas say when he's not bothered?

SO SO SO (ho ho ho)


what people who like sports and mint?

bat-MINT-on

A custumor came in to a restraunt and said "what soup do you have."
Then the waiter replyed "pok pok pok (chicken noise)!"
Then  the custumor said "oh goody chicken!"
The waiter said "no mushroom soup."
Then why did you do chicken noises.",said the custumor
"Because I can't do mushroom."
Then the custumor said " I hate mushroom."
"Suit yourself then I can't help you.",said the waiter
**** *** said the custumor and went away.swear

Beat that jokes:D lol cool roll

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#2 2007-12-15 02:22:54

vxmaster
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Registered: 2007-12-14
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Re: Joke

Beat my jokes.

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#3 2007-12-15 05:53:49

Devantè
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Registered: 2006-07-14
Posts: 6,400

Re: Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

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#4 2007-12-15 22:33:49

JohnnyReinB
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Registered: 2007-10-08
Posts: 453

Re: Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road, jumped in a muddy puddle, and crossed the road again?

He's a dirty double crosser


"There is not a difference between an in-law and an outlaw, except maybe that an outlaw is wanted" wink

Nisi Quam Primum, Nequequam

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#5 2008-01-06 14:56:10

MasterofDisguise
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Registered: 2008-01-05
Posts: 68

Re: Joke

here is one  what is more wonderful than a counting dog?


(im an ALIEN eek) im kool tongue (WHAT what You cant steal my fridge!)]

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