three things that shrink!!!

lightning · 2007-03-30 20:41:45

quiz person: you could win £1000 if you answer this question:name three things that shrink

contestant: ice bergs, clothes and old people

quiz person: no one has ever gotten that before how did you figure out them?

contestant: ice bergs cause of global warming, clothes cause they shrink in the wash and the old person part was easy, i'm looking at one right now!

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Devantè · 2007-03-30 21:28:28

But there are several things that shrink.

lightning · 2007-03-30 23:35:36

yes, but he has to name only three though
lust pencils shrink so does shoes well our feet get bigger just not shrinked

espeon · 2007-03-31 05:28:44

an ice cube, an eraser(as you american people call it) and ice cream when put in front of me...

Here's a magic trick...

Put some ice cream in front of me... close your eyes and count to 10. open your eyes and its gone! AND SO AM I!

MathsIsFun · 2007-03-31 10:11:40

Very funny!

Devantè · 2007-03-31 19:02:00

lightning wrote:

yes, but he has to name only three though
lust pencils shrink so does shoes well our feet get bigger just not shrinked

Hey, I know something that shrinks.

A gallivespian.

luca-deltodesco · 2007-03-31 20:31:20

the earth is shrinking.

im getting bigger, therefore the earth is getting smaller relative to my growth -> the earth is shrinking

espeon · 2007-03-31 23:09:11

Devantè wrote:

lightning wrote:
yes, but he has to name only three though
lust pencils shrink so does shoes well our feet get bigger just not shrinked
Hey, I know something that shrinks.
A gallivespian.

Whats that?

MathsIsFun · 2007-04-01 00:04:30

Our ignorance of shrinking things is also shrinking.

lightning · 2007-04-01 03:07:29

MathsIsFun wrote:

Our ignorance of shrinking things is also shrinking.

do you mean like movies and a chocolate factory

did you know i could live for 2 months of chocolate and irn bru only and about 1 tub a day of chocolate and 10 tiny bottles of irn bru a day and i never get any bigger or get taller but i put on a few pounds and i seem to be shrunken as well i'm the smallest in the class

espeon · 2007-04-01 04:08:39

MathsIsFun wrote:

Our ignorance of shrinking things is also shrinking.

Nice one! I get that.

Lightning he means that we are learning more shrinking things so our ignoriance about themis shrinking

Devantè · 2007-04-01 05:28:10

A melting chocolate factory?

Are melting and shrinking one and the same, when we think about it?
I don't think that they can both be used in the same context.

espeon · 2007-04-01 07:00:42

Wait.

How does a movie shrink?

lightning · 2007-04-01 07:08:29

i know i know my hyper dog (lightning) i currently eating it as we speak and also as we watch the movie there is less time therefore is shrinking!!!

Devantè · 2007-04-01 08:23:39

espeon wrote:

Wait.
How does a movie shrink?

Huh?

...

Who said that I was talking about a movie? If by movie you mean 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory', then I'd like to inform you that chocolate factories actually exist.

lightning · 2007-04-01 08:26:46

i know that i mean't if you left me incharge of one it would dissapear lmao!!! and i wouldn't even grow i'm only joking

U7109 · 2007-04-01 21:50:27

Uh, chocolate factorys are made out of METAL. The chocolate is MADE in there. Want an example of a choclate factory? Go to Cadbury's chocolate factory in Birminghum. And they show you how the chocolate is made... *drools over the computer* I went.

Devantè · 2007-04-01 22:06:39

Unless he meant that he would actually eat the chocolate factories. There was actually a chocolate factory made entirely out of chocolate. No other material apart from a few skin cells and footprints. And a few fingermarks and teethmarks.

lightning · 2007-04-02 05:04:00

yep! thats the one i eat quick no ones looking run jump eat HELP I'M STUCK I CAN'T GET OUT AAAAAHHHH OH NO!!!

Devantè · 2007-04-02 05:10:41

lightning wrote:

yep! thats the one i eat quick no ones looking run jump eat HELP I'M STUCK I CAN'T GET OUT AAAAAHHHH OH NO!!!

Chocolate melts.

lightning · 2007-04-02 05:17:48

i know that i \/\/ 4 s just kI|)|)ing and i would eat and 347 and 347 and 347 un7ill its all gone did you know to find out and to save me typing go to post No.5 and you will see what i cann do!

Devantè · 2007-04-02 05:28:55

lightning wrote:

i know that i \/\/ 4 s just kI|)|)ing and i would eat and 347 and 347 and 347 un7ill its all gone did you know to find out and to save me typing go to post No.5 and you will see what i cann do!

That you can create lame jokes?

lightning · 2007-04-02 05:32:55

no what i can to \/\/ | T |-| junk food i can do it almost for 2 months

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Devantè · 2007-04-02 05:37:34

...but post #5 was made and posted by MathsIsFun, not you...

I am confused, were you referring to a different thread/topic?

lightning · 2007-04-02 05:42:07

oopps sorry i ment post 10 sorry sorry for the confusion lmao!!
lol and last but not least lmfao!!! witch i have no idea what it means...

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