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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Goods Jokes Pt. II

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy. "Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk. "It's designed to teach the child how to live in today's world, madam," the shop clerk replied. "Any way he tries to put it together is wrong."

When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school. Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it. She said, "Well, I got a 20 in math, a 30 in science, and a 50 in spelling!

A kindergarten teacher asked, "What is the shape of the earth ?" One lil' girl spoke up: "According to my Daddy -- terrible!"

Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three envelopes number 1, 2 and 3. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," the departing CEO said. Things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and Morris was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wit's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor." Morris called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press -- and Wall Street -- responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded. After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. Morris went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, "Prepare three envelopes."
     

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soha

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Registered: 2006-07-07

Posts: 2,530

Re: Goods Jokes Pt. II

i like the 3rd one.(although heard it before)

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power man

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Registered: 2006-12-26

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Re: Goods Jokes Pt. II

i like the 3rd one 2 & and the 4th one. :lol

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espeon

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Registered: 2006-02-05

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Re: Goods Jokes Pt. II

i like them all ganesh. well done ^_^

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Toast

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Registered: 2006-10-08

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Re: Goods Jokes Pt. II

Excellent jokes!

lightning

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Registered: 2007-02-26

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Re: Goods Jokes Pt. II

are you from america
i dont get half of them only one which draws us to america
shame to us all

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