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#1 2006-12-27 13:04:39

power man
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Registered: 2006-12-26
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Blonde and blind men at a bar (no offense to the blonds)

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

"Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


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#2 2006-12-27 14:08:20

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Registered: 2006-10-08
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Re: Blonde and blind men at a bar (no offense to the blonds)

LoL! The blondes cop it again

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