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#1 2005-05-05 07:01:59

Roraborealis
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The P

One day, in class, a pupil stuck his hand up in the air. "Miss, may I go to the toilet?" He asked.
The teacher replied, "No, you know you can't go during lessons."
The pupil protested: "But Miss, I really, really need to go."
"Fine then," said the teacher. "But first, recite the alphabet."
The pupil said, "A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O. Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and Z. Now may I go to the toilet Miss?"
The teacher hesitated. "What about the P?"
"It's just trickled down my leg, Miss," said the pupil.


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#2 2006-08-26 18:49:34

Devantè
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Re: The P

Funny. I can't relate that to anything I've seen in real life, though. tongue

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#3 2006-08-27 20:28:19

justlookingforthemoment
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Re: The P

It's over a year old ...

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#4 2006-09-06 15:56:43

Chelsea
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Re: The P

Haha look at this image i uploaded, reminds me of some-thing i heard!!!

View Image: cat-using-toilet.gif

Last edited by Chelsea (2006-09-06 15:58:16)


Theres no other place like home or is there..............

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#5 2006-09-09 05:28:01

Devantè
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Re: The P

This is the StrangeIsFun forum. Home of strangeness and odd pictures..

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#6 2006-09-15 12:39:20

Chelsea
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Re: The P

Huh what do u mean?


Theres no other place like home or is there..............

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#7 2006-09-16 10:42:17

Patrick
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Re: The P

it was a joke... If you don't get it, just leave it be.


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#8 2006-09-16 19:11:32

Chelsea
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Re: The P

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! now it get it.


Theres no other place like home or is there..............

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