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#1 2005-05-05 06:41:22

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Could you please help me with these riddles?...

Could you please help me with these riddles?...

What is a math teachers favorite thing to do at a baseball game?

Where do math teachers like to shop?

Which of the 50 states has the most math teachers?

What is a math teachers favorite cafeteria food?

What do you call a leg perpendicular to a foot?

Why was the right angle in the triangle smiling?

How do geometry teachers travel?

What do you get when you cross a rectangle and a rhombus?

What did the tiny acorn say when he grew up?

What did the alien from Planet Metric say when he landed on Earth?

What are moms happy to lose but unhappy to find?

What should a gentleman do when he sees a pretty girl?

What is the cost of inexpensive fabric at the metric store?

What is a math teacher's favorite zoo animal?

What did one math book say to the other math book?

 

#2 2005-05-05 08:54:41

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Re: Could you please help me with these riddles?...

Oh, how wonderful ... math jokes !  This is just TOO wonderful. hmm

Go ahead, Pepe, hit us with the answers (if you have any, that is)


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman
 

#3 2005-05-05 18:23:20

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Re: Could you please help me with these riddles?...

What is a math teachers favorite thing to do at a baseball game?

Where do math teachers like to shop?  At the deci-mall

Which of the 50 states has the most math teachers?  Mathachussets

What is a math teachers favorite cafeteria food?  Pi

What do you call a leg perpendicular to a foot?  A right ankle

Why was the right angle in the triangle smiling?

How do geometry teachers travel?

What do you get when you cross a rectangle and a rhombus?

What did the tiny acorn say when he grew up?

What did the alien from Planet Metric say when he landed on Earth?

What are moms happy to lose but unhappy to find?

What should a gentleman do when he sees a pretty girl?

What is the cost of inexpensive fabric at the metric store?

What is a math teacher's favorite zoo animal?

What did one math book say to the other math book? I have a lot of problems

 

#4 2005-05-05 19:32:14

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Good so far !!


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman
 

#5 2005-05-06 01:56:56

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Re: Could you please help me with these riddles?...

What did the alien from Planet Metric say when he landed on Earth?
Take me to your ruler!

 

#6 2005-05-06 08:41:46

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*Groan*

What is 100th of a Mental?
Centimental


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#7 2005-05-08 06:07:52

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Re: Could you please help me with these riddles?...

maths jokes yer after den?

Well... why is 6 afraid of 7?  Bcos 7 8 9!  Bet u've already heard it...


HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY  big_smile
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#8 2005-05-08 08:34:32

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Funny!

Three French Cats called Un, Deux and Trois went sailing one day ... what happened to them?

It was so sad: Un, Deux, Trois, Cat, Sank


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman
 

#9 2005-05-08 18:13:00

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I heard that one! But it was told to me a different way; there was one cat named un deux trois and he tried to cross a river, but un deux trois cat sank.


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
 

#10 2005-05-11 08:04:14

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i knew dat one but twas a race across between british cat called one two three
and french cat called un deux trois


I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man big_smile
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
cool Fatboy Slim is a Legend cool
 

#11 2005-06-25 02:24:37

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I heard the race version except the english cat was called four three two.
So... four three two won!


Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
 

#12 2005-07-09 02:09:13

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So, can anyone figure out any more answers?


School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
 

#13 2011-05-17 01:28:03

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"Glad to meet ya." You know meet ya and meter.


In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
I have the result, but I do not yet know how to get it.
All physicists, and a good many quite respectable mathematicians are contemptuous about proof.
 

#14 2011-05-17 02:27:18

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