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#1 2006-10-14 21:48:14

rida
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Registered: 2006-09-25
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little Manu jokes

Teacher: Why are you late?
Manu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: Manu, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


Teacher: Manu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Manu: Me!

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Manu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Manu: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Manu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher


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#2 2006-10-14 23:14:42

Devantè
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Registered: 2006-07-14
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Re: little Manu jokes

Nice ones. Student jokes are always the funniest...

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#3 2006-10-14 23:26:25

ganesh
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Re: little Manu jokes

Very good ones, Rida, although I have heard some of them before. smile


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#4 2006-10-15 00:08:19

rida
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Re: little Manu jokes

Thanks


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#5 2006-10-15 08:45:38

unique
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Re: little Manu jokes

nice
smile
went to same place smile


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#6 2006-10-15 10:12:14

Patrick
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Re: little Manu jokes

unique wrote:

nice
smile
went to same place smile

What does this mean?

Nice jokes by the way


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#7 2006-10-15 18:55:14

Devantè
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Re: little Manu jokes

She means that she's been going to the same place every time for new jokes. wink

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#8 2006-10-16 01:15:18

unique
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Re: little Manu jokes

smile hmmmmm
well you the place i got the jokes i think she got the jokes from that place also
so thats wht i mean smile


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