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#1 2006-10-13 11:54:48

unique
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Registered: 2006-10-04
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least romantic

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - darn, I'm good at telling lies!

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to h*ll"


Desi
Raat Key Rani !

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#2 2006-10-13 13:18:08

WiZaRd
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Re: least romantic

Funny


Be Happy!

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#3 2006-10-13 15:58:56

mikau
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Re: least romantic

last one killed me, LOL! thanks for these!


A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.

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#4 2006-10-16 03:47:19

unique
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Re: least romantic

mention not. smile


Desi
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#5 2006-10-18 03:51:44

rida
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Registered: 2006-09-25
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Re: least romantic

very funny!


Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.

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#6 2006-10-18 03:53:29

unique
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Re: least romantic

yeah...hey guys any jokes of ur own?


Desi
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#7 2006-10-18 03:53:40

Devantè
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Re: least romantic

I'll give a special prize to anyone who uses them in a real conversation.

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#8 2006-10-18 03:55:32

unique
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Re: least romantic

smile


Desi
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#9 2006-10-21 15:04:00

WiZaRd
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Re: least romantic

how iwll you give them a Prize?


Be Happy!

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#10 2006-10-21 16:11:20

Ricky
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Re: least romantic

The prize will be a bag of ice.

You'll need it after you get slapped in the face.


"In the real world, this would be a problem.  But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist.  So we'll go ahead and do that now..."

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#11 2006-10-24 05:21:43

Devantè
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Re: least romantic

I'm presuming some poor doofus has tried it.

There's sympathy for you coming in your direction!

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