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#1 2006-10-12 03:41:36

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funny riddles

Why did the tomato turned red?
        Because he saw the salad dressing.
       
        Why don't blind people skydive?
        Because it scares the math out of their dogs.
       
        Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
        Because he had no guts!
       
        Why do they put bells on cows?
        Because their horns don't work!
       
        What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
        Roamin' Catholic.
       
        What did the apple say to the orange?
        Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
       
        What is the famous last words in surgery?
        Ouch
       
        What did yogurt say to milk?
        What's up dood?
       
        Why can't skeletons play music in church?
        They have no organs!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
        Robin, get in the car.
       
        Why Did The skeleton cross the road?
        To get to the body shop!
       
        What's long, yellow, and has been out in the sun too long?
        A bananna peel
       
        Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
        Tequilla! (to kill her)
       
        How do you catch a squirrel?
        Climb into a tree and act like a nut...







roflol:)tonguebig_smilecool


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#2 2006-10-12 04:19:17

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Re: funny riddles

Pretty funny, even though I've heard a bunch of them before. smile

 

#3 2006-10-12 04:33:03

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yeah you did smile


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#4 2006-10-12 04:44:01

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Re: funny riddles

Incidentally, you have a censored word in your second joke.

 

#5 2006-10-12 05:00:39

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ya well i didnt write the jokes...


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#6 2006-10-12 11:47:10

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Hahaha Funny


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#7 2006-10-13 00:54:25

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smile


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#8 2006-10-13 00:57:07

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Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the math out of their dogs.

How about - It scares the fecal matter out of dogs? I presume the joke was referring to that.

 

#9 2006-10-13 01:13:21

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smile yeah maybe your right


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#10 2006-10-13 01:14:23

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Re: funny riddles

Since 'prac' is censored by the word filter used on the MathsIsFun forum - It can be a problem sometimes when posting important matters, etc.

 

#11 2006-10-13 04:06:34

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I find it unlikely that that word would ever be used in an important matter.


Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
 

#12 2006-10-13 04:31:16

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Are you sure? I remember seeing some articles containing the word 'prac' to describe something. Often people use it as a way to express emotion.

 

#13 2006-10-13 07:37:57

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Emotion?

Prac!

 

#14 2006-10-25 19:18:28

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mathsyperson wrote:

I find it unlikely that that word would ever be used in an important matter.

Unlikely, yes, but not impossible.

 

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