As usual the great Akatsuki leader was hard at work, which was of course, relaxation. After filing approximately three hundred pounds of papers, reports, and whatever else the Akatsuki leader had to sign, burn, lick, and shred, but mostly burn and shred, the Akatsuki leader was dead tired. So what was there to do except relax? Thinking about all the memories and math the Akatsuki had an did together. If there was one thing the Akatsuki was feared for other than their tremendous power and skill, It was their birthday parties. They weren't exactly the greatest things since sliced bread, or shaved in Kisame's case.
“Man, we really know how to screw up birthday parties” thought the leader, thinking back to Itachi's 18th birthday, THAT, wasn't a mistake, that was a... DISASTER. The leader remembered how he had tried to explain to Deidara for the thousandth time, the cake didn't actually explode, the woman just popped out of the cake. But alas, the explosive expert just didn't understand... wether it was because his mom dropped him one too many times or he almost blew himself up too many times, the leader didn't know. The party itself had been terrific, but all that was blown away, literally, when the cake exploded. The explosion was so grand that some of he cake, had gone through the living room walls.
“I'll never forget that moment” said the leader. As he thought back at how cake had flown straight into everyone's faces. However Itachi had taken most of the brunt. He had been covered from head to toe in vanilla filling and whatever else the cake had to offer. In the end it had taken five weeks for Deidara to start growing new hair, and even worse. It had taken 2 weeks, just to scrape off the cake from the walls.
If there was thing the leader could agree on with Deidara, it was Itachi's birthday sure was a bang.
Of course, the horror just didn't end there... There was also Kisame's birthday party. Since number thirty also marked a special time of age, the Akatsuki had decided to throw a nice birthday bash for Kisame. And a birthday bash it was. If there was anything worse than an exploding birthday cake, It was a piñata party. The leader shuddered at how it had turned out. If there was one thing everyone could agree on in Akatsuki, it was that Kisame had a great swing. Unfortunately he also had very bad aim when blindfolded. Everyone present at the event ended up with at least a broken limb, or injury's to various parts of the body. The only one who was unscathed was Itachi who had managed to dodge everyone of Kisame's great swings. Akatsuki never had such a high medical bill in all of it's history.
Then, if that wasn't enough they just had to celebrate Deidara's birthday. Deidara was so happy about his birthday, he just couldn't stop exploding things. Fortunately they had calmed him down, ironically with a birthday party. The birthday party had taken place outside, with Deidara under a tent, and the rest of the Akatsuki's in a C4 bomb shelter. They had decided that since Deidara loved explosives, why not give him a firework's show? That had truly been another unwise decision. The fireworks show had been good, and Deidara was happy. A little too happy as it seemed. After they thought that everything was safe the Akatsuki came out of the bomb shelter and congratulated Deidara. Deidara was so happy with the fireworks, he decided to make his own. After lots of convincing from Deidara, the Akatsuki gang gathered around Deidara's firework. Surprisingly, it was very small. Small enough to fit in the palm of you're hand. Deidara had affectionately named it: Fatso. Deidara had then fired the firework. It flashed a bright green flame that made everyone go OOHHHHH, AAAHHH. It then graciously rose through the air and made smoke letters, which spelled out “ Thanks guy's”. They then expected the firework to explode in a dazzling shower of light. Which it did after coming straight back to its owner at three times the speed of sound. unfortunately, Deidara had been encircled by everyone and by the time it landed at Deidara's feet, it was too late. The firework had exploded in a dazzling flash, which had cause Tobi to experience a seizure, and for everyone to be blown two thousand feet away, and three hundred feet in the air. Miraculously, they suffered no injury's. Except for the fact that they had all ended up with new hair colours. Needless to say, it was an enlightening experience for then all.
“But is still doesn't end there, sadly” cried the Akatsuki leader. Yes, despite all the terrible birthday parties the Akatsuki hosted for it's members, the leader thought that the worse of them had been his.
Since he was the “leader”, the rest of the Akatsuki members agreed that they had to do something extremely special for his birthday. True,it had been good, but the part of it that made the leader quiver was the part where he had to open his gifts.
it had been Kisame's turn. He had expected something unique from him, and he did get it. Kisame had gotten him his own set of fishing gear, complete with deep fish viewer, and an aquarium. The Aquarium had been nice, except that there seemed to be not that many fish.
Then It was Kakuzu's and Hidan's turn. They had decided to give the leader a gift from the two of them. Hidan had no been present at the time of opening the gift, and the leader was wondering where he was. However Kakuzu urged him to open the present and voila. There was Hidan's head attached to a plaque, with an envelope hanging from his head. If that wasn't bad enough, Hidan then proceeded to sing him happy birthday. The leader had been shocked to say he least, and discovered a pair of bingo tickets along with a free meal ticket to a famous restaurant in Konoha.
Then it was Deidara's turn to deliver him his present. Expecting something explosive from him, the leader had been cautious with the opening of the present. It turned out to be a picture book with pictures taken of the Akatsuki gang.
Zetsu gave him a plant, which tried to suffocate him as he would find out that same night
. And Sasori, who at that time was alive, had given him a wooden puppet. However the leader wasn't very good at controlling it and had almost injured himself when he attempted to try it. And so that was what the leader thought of when he relaxed.
“ Well, at least my birthday isn't until February” said the leader. Who was happy his birthday was still a ways away.
lol poor akatsuki leader!
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