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#1 2006-10-09 03:30:07

ganesh
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Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 13,258

Subordinate (slave) Vs Boss

ME and MY BOSS


When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to
be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an
interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked


When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

smile smile smile


Character is who you are when no one is looking.

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#2 2006-10-09 03:32:02

Devantè
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Registered: 2006-07-14
Posts: 6,400

Re: Subordinate (slave) Vs Boss

Conclusion: The Boss will always think he has higher authority over your personal life. Well, not always...

This would be good for National Poetry Day - Which was last week.

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#3 2006-10-09 05:22:53

Ricky
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Registered: 2005-12-04
Posts: 3,791

Re: Subordinate (slave) Vs Boss

Really Devante?  My conclusion would be to get a new job... wink


"In the real world, this would be a problem.  But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist.  So we'll go ahead and do that now..."

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#4 2006-10-09 05:26:11

Devantè
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Registered: 2006-07-14
Posts: 6,400

Re: Subordinate (slave) Vs Boss

Well, that too.

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