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#1 2006-08-18 16:36:39

Devantè
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Weather Forecast

James was walking down the road one morning when he met his friend, Danny.

"Morning, Danny. Er ... Danny, you're wearing a glove on one hand and none on the other. Did you know?"

"Yes, well I heard the weather forecast this morning, you see."

"The Weather forecast?"

"Yes, the weather forecast. the forecaster said on the one hand it might be fine but on the other hand there might be some rain."

 

#2 2006-08-20 08:23:51

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Re: Weather Forecast

Ha, ha!

Reminds me of the riddle:

Why did the person with a low IQ lock two of his car doors and leave the other two unlocked?

Answer: Because he figured there was only a 50/50 chance of a robbery.


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#3 2006-08-22 05:08:26

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Re: Weather Forecast

Hehe, would've been even more laughable if he actually left the doors wide open...

 

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