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Jai Ganesh

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Orange Jokes - IV

Q: Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
A: Because it had appeal.
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Q: What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
A: An Orange County Chopper.
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Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn't concentrate!
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I thought I was drowning in Crush soda, but it was only a Fanta sea.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
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