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- Jai Ganesh
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Orange Jokes - I
Q: Why do oranges wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel.
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Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a Date!
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Q: What does an Orange sweat?
A: Orange Juice!
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Q: Why did the girl stare at the carton of orange juice?
A: It said concentrate.
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Q: Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
A: Because it ran out of juice!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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