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Jai Ganesh

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Nut Jokes - IV

Q: How do you catch a squirrel interested in ornithology?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch (Sitta carolinensis).
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Q: How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
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Q: How can you catch a little squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).
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Q: How do you catch a squirrel with a Katy Perry fixation?
A: Climb a tree and act like a chestnut.
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Q: How do you catch a mechanically inclined squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a 9/16 12N nut.
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