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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Nut Jokes - I

Q: How do squirrels remember where they stored their nuts during winter?
A: They use acorn-yms.
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Q: Why do squirrels swim on there back?
A: To keep their nuts dry!
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Q: What do you call a squirrel with no nuts?
A: Female Squirrel.
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Q: Why can't you be friends with a squirrel?
A: They drive everyone nuts.
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Q: Why shouldn't you math a tree?
A: There might be a squirrel in there looking for nuts.
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