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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Miscellaneous Food Jokes - I

Q: Why didn't the obese man know he was overweight?
A: Because it kinda just snacked up on him!
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Q: Why are all obese Americans actually in shape?
A: Because the shape is a triangle!
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Q: What did the plate say to the other plate?
A: Dinners on me tonight.
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Q: What happened to the snack bar that was too close to the Atom Smasher?
A: They created "Fission chips".
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Q: What kind of candy is never on time?
A: ChocoLATE.
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