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- Jai Ganesh
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Lemon Jokes - II
Q: Why did the lemon fail his driving test?
A: It kept peeling out.
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Q: Who goes out on a date with sour grapes?
A: Liz Lemon.
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Q: Why was the lemon feeling depressed?
A: She lost her zest for life.
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Q: What kind of lemon performs for charity?
A: Lemon Aid.
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Q: Why did the lemon go to the doctor?
A: It wasn't peeling well.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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