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- Jai Ganesh
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Grapefruit Jokes - II
Q: Why did the grapefruit fail his driving test?
A: It kept peeling out.
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Q: Why did the grapefruit go to the doctor?
A: It wasn't peeling well.
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Q: Did you hear about the spring training games that used fruits instead of baseballs?
A: They called it the "Grapefruit League".
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Q: Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
A: Because it had appeal.
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Q: Why did the man lose his job at the grapefruit juice factory?
A: He couldn't concentrate!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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