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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Coffee Jokes - I

Q: Why are men are like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
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Q: What do you call a cow who's just given birth?
A: De-calf-inated!
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Q: Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee?
A: Because according to the Torah He Brews!
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Q: Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage?
A: Because it's GROUNDS for divorce!
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Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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