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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cheese Jokes - IX

Q: When do they smother a burrito in cheese?
A: In best queso scenario.
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Q: What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?
A: Swish cheese!
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Q: What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ?
A: Halloumi (Hello me.)
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Q: What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face?
A: Too close for comfort food.
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Q: Do you want to hear a pizza joke?
A: Never mind it's to cheesey.
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