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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Cheese Jokes - II

Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
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Q: What is a cannibal's favourite cheese?
A: Limburger.
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Q: What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
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Q: Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?
A: It fell at the final curdle.
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Q: Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?
A: She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
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