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- Jai Ganesh
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Cereal Jokes - II
Q: How did Reese eat her cereal?
A: Witherspoon.
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Q: How many vampires are in this room?
A: I don't know, I cant Count Choculas.
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Q: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger's murder?
A: Police suspect a cereal killer.
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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.
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Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal?
A: A cereal killer.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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