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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Burger Jokes - I

Q: Why don't Americans eat snails?
A: Because they like "Fast Food".
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Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A hamburglar.
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Q: How did the burger propose to a fry?
A: With an onion ring.
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Q: Why did the french fry win the race?
A: Because it was fast food!
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Q: Why is it called "Fast Food"?
A: It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.
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