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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bread Jokes - VII

Q: What did the yeast confess to the bag of flour?
A: I loaf you dough much!
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Q: Why did Mama Flour and Papa Yeast tell Baby Bread to get a job?
A: He was just loafing around!
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Q: Why doesn't anyone want to work in a bakery?
A: It's a crumby place to work.
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Q: What Kind of Biscuits Can Fly?
A: Plain Ones.
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Q: When does sourdough bread rise?
A: When you yeast expect it.
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