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- Jai Ganesh
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Bread Jokes - II
Q: What does bread do after it's done baking?
A: Loaf around.
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Q: What do you call a handsome loaf of bread?
A: Bread Pitt!
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Q: Why was the baker in a panic?
A: He was in a loaf or death situation.
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Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions?
A: Flours.
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Q: Why is dough another word for money?
A: Because everyone kneads it.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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