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- Jai Ganesh
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Bottled Water Jokes - I
Q: What did one water bottle say to another?
A: Water you doing today?
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Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.
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Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
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Q: What did the bottle of water say to the spy?
A: The names Bond.... Hydrogen bond.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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