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Jai Ganesh

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Marriage Jokes - II

Q: What's the cure for marriage?
Answer: Alcoholism.
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Q: What's the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!
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Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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Q: Who is the perfect husband?
A: One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!
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Q: Why is marriage like a nice suit?
A: At first it's a perfect fit, but after a while you need alterations.
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