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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Love Jokes - IV

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive you!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl(s) who?
"Owl always love you".
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The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.
They gave him love and he invented marriage.
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True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.