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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Chef Jokes - V

Q: Why can't chefs play baseball?
A: They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
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Q: What do pastry chefs like to watch on HBO?
A: Game of Scones: All men must dine.
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Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
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National Personal Chef Day is observed annually on July 16th.
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I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!
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