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Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? 
A: A tiger moth! 
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Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? 
A: 'Let us prey.' 
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Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? 
A: A catastrophe! 
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree? 
A: A cat-a-logue! 
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Q: What do you call a cat race? 
A: A meowathon.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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