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**Cat Jokes - IV**

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**Jai Ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?

A: The purrpatrator.

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Q: How do you get a wet math?

A: Put it in the shower.

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Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?

A: A spelling bee!

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Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

A: To keep an eye on the mouse!

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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