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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,415

One liners - 596

To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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I think therefore I can't get anything done.
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I'm not a stalker, I'm just an unpaid private investigator.
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You: "Hey! What's your stomach fuel level on?"
Student: "E! I'm starvin'!"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.