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#1 2023-10-13 16:19:24

Jai Ganesh
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One liners - 516

What food describes most men? Jerky.
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1984: Is my house bugged?
Today: Alexa, is my house bugged?
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I'm barely 5.3'. It's all your fault if you had high expectations.
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
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I typed "married" but it was auto-corrected to "martyred". Darned, smartphone has gained intelligence.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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