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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 46,340

One liners - 512

The plumber told me a hole boring story about pipes.
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I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry.
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My mate broke his left arm and left leg, but he was alright.
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She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy.
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.